June 28, 2016

Disaboyntment

/dɪsəˈbɔɪntm(ə)nt/

noun

Sadness or displeasure caused by the lack of abdominal definition displayed by a topless waiter.

“Having made the mistake of not booking a Cabana Boy, Jenny’s entire Hens Party was left severely disaboynted by their topless waiter’s beer belly.”

It’s a real word...we promise.

Far too many excited guests have found themselves feeling disaboynted when...

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